No one wants your images, you ninny!

I am in the habit of right-clicking on links to open a page in a new window. When a webmaster has placed in that little javascript that disables the right-click, I see that as a sign of exceptional vanity and stupidity.

Look, nimrod, you're an idiot to assume:

• That anyone wants to steal your images
• That your stupid little javascript will prevent stealing

You're also an idiot to treat all of your site visitors as though we are thieves. Just to PISS YOU OFF, I'm offering some ways that your images can be stolen anyhow:

• Save the whole page from the File menu of the browser
• Retrieve the image from the temporary internet files folder on the hard drive
• Retrieve the image from images.google.com
• Turn OFF your browser's javascript rendering and right-click to one's heart's content for images
• Go to View Source and get the actual location of the image and open it in the browser
• Copy and paste the page into Front Page and then grab the image
• Go to Edit in the browser, choose Select-All then Copy, then open Word and paste it in
• Use image-grabbing software
• Use the Print Screen button of the keyboard

My main objection to the no-right-click javascript is the way it slows down legitimate use of right-clicking for opening links in new windows. To get around this, simply hold down the Shift key then press the left mouse button to open the link in a new window.